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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2464 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Emeralds Found: | 949 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!