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YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

21 years old, Adventure, AMA, American, ask me anything, Black, bored, Born, Boston, Chicago, graduating, jannies, original post, pruned, Raised, rules, School, serious inquiries, silly questions, Thread, v.2, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5625
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	145
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Edition, gals, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls General, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!

CraftyCreeperz

abandoned project, anger, CANCELLED, CraftyCreeperz, development hell, Disappointment, fan reactions, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, letdown, lost potential, missed opportunity, Prey2, RAGE, Sequel, sequel disappointment, unfinished business, Upset, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	134	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	258
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9685
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	146
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Votes:	1259	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!