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NoPartyCrashersAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, event planning, friend drama, friendship, group dynamics, halloween party, Hosting, mutual friends, NoPartyCrashersAllowed, party etiquette, party guest, party invitation, party planning, party preparation, personal space, social etiquette, social gathering, uninvited guest

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no uninvited player policy! We don’t let just anyone waltz into our virtual world without permission.

Imagine spending hours building your dream castle, only to have some random player show up and start griefing it. Not on our watch! We make sure only the coolest and most respectful players get to join our server.

Just like the OP in this story, we value our time and effort in creating the perfect Minecraft experience. We have epic builds, fun mini-games, and exclusive events that you won’t find anywhere else. And we promise, no uninvited guests allowed!

So if you’re tired of dealing with unwanted players ruining your Minecraft fun, join our server and game on in peace. We guarantee a party like no other, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unexpected guests crashing the party.

ParentalGriefCraft

abusive behavior, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, damaging actions, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, Family issues, long-term effects, messed up, neglect, parental mistakes, parental neglect, ParentalGriefCraft, parents, psychological damage, toxic relationships, traumatic memories, traumatic upbringing, unhealthy dynamics, unresolved trauma

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our server and build a virtual world where your parents can’t tell you what to do!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from your parents when they try to take away your computer.

So come join us and let’s build a world where parents are just NPCs and the only rules are the ones you make!

WarCraftMC: Zelenskiy’s Peace Plan

biden, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, Peace, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, russia, summit meeting, Ukraine, united states, War, WarCraftMC, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Divine Spears Created:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

lol ukraine’s zelenskiy is gonna be like “yo biden, i got this sick plan to end the war with russia, just hear me out bro” and biden gonna be like “oh snap, tell me more my dude” and then zelenskiy gonna drop the most epic minecraft server ever created as part of the peace plan.

join this server and you’ll be fighting alongside zelenskiy and biden in epic battles against the russian army, using diamond swords and enchanted bows to defeat them. but watch out for putin, he’s the final boss and he’s got a dragon on his side.

if you join now, you’ll also get a free pet creeper that explodes on command, perfect for taking out enemy bases. so what are you waiting for? join now and help bring peace to ukraine through the power of minecraft!

TalibanTunes: AfghanGalsRock

activism, AfghanGalsRock, Afghanistan, Bravery, courage, cultural expression, defiance, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, freedom, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Music, resistance, singing, social change, solidarity, Taliban, TalibanTunes, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where afghan women are defying the taliban by singing for their freedom!!! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! you can build a house made out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon! join us and be a part of this epic tale of bravery and defiance in the world of minecraft!

SoybeanCystSlayers

agricultural innovation, Agricultural Technology, agriculture, Breakthrough, crop protection, crop yield improvement, cyst nematode, discovery, Farming, genetic research, Management, nematode resistance, new doors, Pest Control, plant health, soil health, soybean, soybean production, SoybeanCystSlayers, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, WE GOT A BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY THAT OPENS NEW DOORS IN SOYBEAN CYST NEMATODE MANAGEMENT!

YOU MIGHT BE THINKING, “WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?” WELL, LET ME TELL YA, ON OUR SERVER, WE’VE GOT SOYBEAN CROPS THAT GROW LIKE CRAZY AND NEMATODES THAT FIGHT BACK!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF GIANT NEMATODES WITH YOUR TRUSTY PICKAXE, ALL WHILE HARVESTING SOYBEANS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXCITING MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN US NOW! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, AnxietyCraft, coping mechanisms, DREAD, emotional well being, emotions, evening anxiety, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental well-being, Minecraft, self-care, Server, stress

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Mines Excavated:	3564	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of feeling anxious and dread in the evenings? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky feelings as you embark on epic adventures filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs!

Our server is so magical that just logging on will instantly transport you to a land of pure joy and happiness. No more worrying about real-life problems, just focus on building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who have come to Earth to spread peace and love through the power of Minecraft. So not only will you be escaping your evening anxiety, but you’ll also be making friends with extraterrestrial beings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and fun wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StableCraft SMP – /sdg/ – Silly Diamond Gamers

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Day at the seaside edition, Diamond, Discord, Forge, Gamers, Learn to inpaint, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Reforge, SDG, silly, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, StableCraft, Train LORAs, TRASH RESOURCES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a day at the seaside edition, where you can build sandcastles, swim with dolphins, and maybe even find buried treasure (or at least some diamonds).

Our server is so epic, we have our own installation guides that are more complicated than Redstone contraptions. But don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll be crafting like a pro in no time.

Need a break from building? Check out our guides on how to inpaint or train LORAs. Because who doesn’t love a good AI companion while exploring the vast world of Minecraft?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join our Discord channels for Stable Diffusion and Furry enthusiasts. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft SMP and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember, watch out for creepers – they’re not as cute as they sound.

AITA: Expensive Eats Mix-Up

aita, Apology, awkward situation, bill, Communication, Correct, customer service, different version, dramatic, drink, Eats, expensive, family restaurant, fuss, main dish, menu, mistake, mixup, money back, odd, overcharge, overcharged, reaction, Restaurant, Small Business

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a dramatic restaurant encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in and finding out that your diamond sword has been replaced with a carrot on a stick because the server decided to switch things up without warning! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds, only to have it disappear before your eyes because the server thought you were getting too lucky!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of being overcharged for virtual food items just like in that awkward restaurant situation. Who needs a normal gaming experience when you can have the excitement of arguing with NPCs over virtual currency?

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

ExiledCraft: 50+ Visits

2014, Businessman, Communication, controversy, digital privacy, eastern europe, entrepreneur, Exile, ExiledCraft, Founder, frequent trips, Government, messaging app, Pavel Durov, russia, Russian politics, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, travel, visits

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	894	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

So, like, this server is so lit, even Pavel Durov can’t stay away from it! He’s been to Russia like a zillion times just to play on our server, can you believe it? Maybe he’s trying to send secret messages through our pixel art or something, who knows? But if it’s good enough for Pavel, it’s definitely good enough for you! Join now and maybe you’ll even get a visit from a famous Russian billionaire, who knows? It’s a wild ride on this server, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy adventures!

BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

battle, bee decline, BeeBlastersMC, BEES, Biodiversity, changes, conservation, Driver, ecosystem, effects, environmental impact, insecticides, negative effects, neonicotinoid, occupancy, pesticide use, Pesticides, Pollinators, pyrethroid, Save, species, US, widespread, wild bees

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮