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Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6954	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

Anime, Fun, FY 2030, Japan, long tail tag, Minecraft, PIXEL, Server, shortfall, think tank, truck driver, trucking

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crops Grown:	2365	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	167	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

$50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

#sustainability, alternative energy, climate change, decision, diamonds, Economy, Environment, ETHICAL, Financial, Fossil Fuels, fracking, gas, Industry, Investment, lava, long term, Minecraft, MONEY, Oil, Pit, profit, Risk, savings, short-term, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Items Found:	3898	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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This is Craftica Minecraft Server

America, american culture, childish Gambino, commentary, controversial, Craftica, Donald glover, donald trump, Entertainment, Gun Violence, Hip Hop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music video, Politics, pop culture, racial inequality, Rap, Server, Social Issues, society, united states, Usa

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	22	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	2620	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Madness has had its day on this server, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, llamas riding minecarts, and creepers doing the Macarena. Our community is filled with players who have a knack for turning everything upside down and inside out.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, blocky, Country, culture, Dream destination, dream job, Escape, Exotic, expat, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, International, language barrier, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Relocation, Server, Sexpat, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2666
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language and you have to pay to play? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride where communication is a hilarious mix of gibberish and emojis, and the only currency accepted is virtual unicorn horns.

Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!

When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime recommendations, anime review, Boku, Boku no Pico, Coming of Age, controversial, controversial anime, cult classic, dark themes, explicit, Good, Hidden Gem, Lgbt, Minecraft, NSFW, Pico, Sexuality, shock value, smp, taboo, trigger warning, underage, yaoi

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Votes:	7101	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can ride llamas into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with Endermen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boku no Pico diamond sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into adorable kittens. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco ball where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when does Boku no Pico get good? The answer is always on our server!

House Door Knocked Minecraft Server

annoyance, boundary violation, cultural clash, Cultural differences, disturbance, Door, door knocking, DOORBELL, Frustration, Harassment, home intrusion, House, house visit, knocked, knocked on door, Minecraft, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, social norms, unexpected guest, unexpected visitor, unwarranted intrusion, unwelcome visitor, westerners

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of random people knocking on your virtual house door and causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-door-knocking policy! Say goodbye to the stress of unexpected visitors and hello to a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to defeat Blocky Bob and claim the title of Master Builder?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of door-knocking drama (just kidding, we don’t tolerate that nonsense here)!

> Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP

#momlife, children, family, love, maternal, Minecraft, mom, mominspiration, momlifebelike, momlifegoals, momlifeisthebestlife, momliferocks, momlifeunfiltered, Mommy, momquotes, momstruggles, momthoughts, Mother, Motherhood, motherly, parenting, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your house on fire because you tried to cook a chicken with a lava bucket. Or how about the time when a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the server and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mommy” faction, where players must address each other as “mommy” at all times. It’s a weird and wacky world where anything can happen, from building giant statues of potatoes to staging epic battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!