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NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ores Mined:	4872
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Towns Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	127
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5990

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

WeddingSkipperMC Server

anger, big day, brother, celebration, celebration dinner, ceremony, close friends, Conflict, Event, family, Graduation, hurt, immediate family, milestone, Outrage, selfish, Server, Tension, tough decision, Wedding, WeddingSkipperMC, Wife

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Potions Brewed:	186
Players Killed by Monsters:	3541	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

JealousSteveMC SMP

achievement, Admiration, AMBITION, aspiration, comparison, Competition, covetousness, desire, envy, Fame, fortune, idolization, Insecurity, JealousSteveMC, Jealousy, longing, Resentment, rival, Role Model, smp, success, talent

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs can fly? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.

So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!

CozyCraft Chillville

blankets, CANDLES, chill day, ChillVille, comfort, Cozy, CozyCraft, home, hot cocoa, Hygge, loungewear, Netflix binge, PAJAMAS, Peaceful, pillows, reading nook, Relaxation, self-care, soft lighting, Tranquility, Unwinding, warm socks

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chill zone for all your cozy needs! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual hot tub, surrounded by friendly pandas and sipping on virtual hot cocoa. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem! Our server has a virtual spa where you can pamper your virtual self with virtual facials and massages. And if you’re feeling extra lazy, just hop on a virtual hammock and let the virtual breeze lull you to sleep. Join our server now for the ultimate chill vibes and cozy feels!

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, 15 years, Conflict, controversy, crime, donation, extremism, Freedom of Russia Legion, Imprisonment, international relations, Justice, Legal System, Minecraft, paramilitary organization, Political, Prison, PrisonCraft, punishment, Russian, sentenced, Server, Teen, Ukraine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?

anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.

so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.