SimplyCrafty SMP – Could it be this EZ?

2025, Bitcoin, Blow Off Top, crash, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic indicators, Economy, ETH, financial markets, Financial Stability, inflation, investing, liquidity, market trends, market volatility, price predictions, Q4 2024, recession, SimplyCrafty, smp, speculative bubble

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build your dream base while dodging griefers, thieves, and pranksters at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim your riches?

And don’t even get us started on the economy. With Bitcoin predicted to hit 100K and ETH soaring to 10K, who knows what kind of crazy trading shenanigans will go down on this server. Will you be a crypto millionaire before the crash hits in 2025? Only time will tell.

So come on, join us if you dare. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.

Long COVID Survivors United

Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, FATIGUE, health complications, Healthcare, infection, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, Medical research, neurological symptoms, ongoing symptoms, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, Recovery, respiratory issues, second year, survivors, Symptoms, United

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8360	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where 2 out of 3 players with long covid still have their symptoms after 2 years! why? because we have the most INSANE challenges and quests that will make you forget all about your lingering symptoms!

imagine fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while also trying to build the tallest tower in the land. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for hours on end. who knows what kind of loot you’ll find buried deep underground.

so come join us and experience the wildest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs a cure for long covid when you have us?

MKD MINECRAFT SERVER Minecraft server

1.21.1, admin panels, banner, Custom crafts, epic adventures, Explore, Hub, Ip:, java, Minecraft, mkd, Modes, NEW WEAPONS, privates, Pure Survival, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, wipes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Minecraft server where you will discover epic adventures. When you enter, you find yourself in the hub, where you can run around and explore all the interesting details of the server. Then, you can select the mode you want to start playing! With each major update there will be more and more modes, but at the moment the main server mode is still “Semi-vanilla survival without wipes”

DESCRIPTION OF OUR SERVER:

• IP: in our discord

• Pure survival without admin panels

• JAVA

• 1.21.1

• No wipes

• With privates

• With custom crafts and new weapons

purpur.mkdforeverloves.online

Simply Vanilla

#youtube, Active, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping Spawn, Ip:, join today, map size, nether roof, semi anarchy, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, Vanilla, Website, World Borders

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP	`simplyvanilla.net`
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map size	10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ

Can I hack on this server?

No, hacking/duping is not allowed on our server.

How long has the server been online?

We have been online since 2019.

What are the rules regarding the Nether-roof?

The Nether-roof is accessible on our server.

Tank Girls Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Competition, DF5, Entertainment, Fandom, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school, japanese animation, long tail, Military, news denial, Schoolgirls, sports, strategy, TANK, tank warfare, Tanks, teamwork, world war II

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of being denied the latest news on DF5? Well, fear not, because on this server, we have all the juicy deets that the fandom doesn’t want you to know about! Join us and uncover the truth behind the denial!

We’ve got secret insider info, leaked screenshots, and conspiracy theories galore! Don’t be left in the dark like those other losers – join us and be in the know!

Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mods, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with DF5 as you are! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s uncover the truth together!

Remember, the truth is out there – and it’s waiting for you on our server! Join now and become a part of the DF5 conspiracy!

DadzGFNoFlowerGirls

aita, children, DadzGFNoFlowerGirls, divorced parents, Drama, exposure, family conflict, family drama, father’s fiancé, flower girls, Grandparents, Marriage, pawns, second marriage, Small wedding, Support, supportive, Wedding, young kids

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	192
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Void Gems Collected:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into a hilarious adventure! Join us as we navigate through weddings, divorces, and awkward family dynamics in the most entertaining way possible.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle of divorced parents fighting over wedding plans – Help the confused kids navigate through the drama and chaos – Be a part of the most dysfunctional wedding party ever assembled – Experience the thrill of being a prop or pawn in a family conflict – Enjoy the absurdity of it all and laugh your way through the madness

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – especially when family drama is involved.

NATOcraft: Trump’s Defense Quest

Canada, defence spending, Defense, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, european union, foreign policy, global defense., international relations, military alliance, military budget, military cooperation, military strength, national security, nato, NATOcraft, North America, political pressure, Quest, SECURITY, transatlantic partnership, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1021	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies trying to invade our land. we need YOU to help us make our server great again! plus, we have the best tacos in all of minecraft, made with love by our resident taco chef, who just happens to be a llama named carl. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our amazing community, where we fight for freedom, justice, and unlimited diamonds. join now and let’s make minecraft great again! #BuildThatWall #TacoTuesday #LLAMASRULE

BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022

blockbusters, Capitol breach, Capitol riot, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, guilty plea, GuiltyCraft2022, insurrection, Jan. 6 attack, justice system, law enforcement, law-breaking, legal accountability, legal consequences, legal proceedings, Pardon, Political unrest, political violence, rejection, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Zombie Dances:	9	Crops Grown:	1817
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis

Brain Scan Craft

Accuracy, advanced imaging, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Brain, brain scan, Craft, Diagnosis, DOCTORS, Healthcare, innovation, Medical, neurology, Patients, Pinpoint, Precision, readings, Scan, software, Stroke, stroke detection, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL come join dis minecraft server where our AI is so smart it can read ur brain scans and tell u when u had a stroke! like wut even? imagine having a virtual doctor in minecraft telling u when u had a stroke and if u can be treated. it’s like playing doctor but in a blocky world. so come join us and let our AI stroke brain scan readings blow ur mind! literally!

This server is criminally underrated

age, Artifacts, crafted, criminally, Edibles, Food, Game, gender, health, Hearts, Items, Legendary, Life, Max, Minecraft, name.., new, One Hour One Life, Roleplay, Server, skin, smp, Steam, surname, Underrated

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6942
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

One Hour One Life Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Hour One Life Minecraft Server
Features	– Unique character generation upon each play session – Food consumption for increasing max health – Aging mechanics with max health decrease at 60 years – Generational gameplay with player offspring – Moderated server with anti-griefing measures – Allows for roleplaying with different skins and names
Server IP	play.1hour1life.net

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How does the character generation work?	Every time you play, you are born with a new name, surname, skin, gender, and have only two hearts of health.
How can I increase my max health?	Consuming different kinds of food will increase your max health. There are 40 edibles in the game.
What happens when I reach 60 years?	At 60 years, you will start losing max health until you have none left.
Can new players spawn as my children?	Yes, new players will spawn as your children and eventually grow up to have children of their own.
Is the server popular?	The server has been running for years but may not be as widely known. It has moderators, anti-griefing measures, and allows for roleplaying.

Eternal Bloom Sky 1.20.4

1.20.4, Bloom, career vs family, changing attitudes, ETERNAL, families, family dynamics, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, hedonism, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, modern society, Motherhood, personal choice, SKY, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, traditional values, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Enchantments Applied:	173
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mines Excavated:	1784	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

You know how sometimes life just be like, “does it just get in the way of their hedonism?” Well, on this server, there’s no such thing as getting in the way of your hedonism.

We got giant rainbow unicorns roaming around, shooting out diamond rainbows that make you fly.

And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we throw every night in the Nether. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons dropping sick beats.

Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a pet dragon? Boom, you got it. Want a castle made of candy? Done.

So come join us on this magical, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Life is a simulation anyway, am I right?

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