Simply Trading post – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

UntrustworthySteve

can’t trust, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceptive, dishonest, disloyal, double-crossing, duplicitous, fraudulent, Shady, shady behavior, Sketchy, suspicious, Treacherous, two-faced, unfaithful, unreliable, unscrupulous, untrustworthy, UntrustworthySteve, untruthful

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

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SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, cyber espionage, diplomatic relations, Edition, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, foreign spies, Gardaí, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence services, international relations, ireland, national security, political tensions, russia, security threats, SpyCraftRus, Spying, Surveillance

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!

join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

alive, Brilliance, died, forgotten genius, Hidden Gem, History, intellectual, intelligence, Legacy, ObscureCraft, obscurity, Overlooked, profound thinker, Smartest, smartest person, unappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered talent, unknown, UNNOTICED, Unrecognized, unsung genius, unsung hero

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

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The Nitrogen Network: Where you can’t escape the nitrogen, but you can escape the boredom! Join our Bedrock Server now!

achievement, Active players, bedrock, Boredom, Competitions, Cosmetics, Custom, Daily, Economy, Escape, Events, HACKING, Join, Network, nitrogen, Ranking, Rewards, rule, Server, Shops, smp, Updates

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Port	19132 (default)
Console Players Add	‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab!
Discord	https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

Our Server Offers:

Custom Items/Blocks/Weapons
Shops & Survival Friendly Cosmetics
Survival Friendly Minigames
Daily Rewards
Achievement And Ranking System
Player Economy
Events & Competitions
Frequent Updates

We are looking for:

Active Players

Main Rule:

No Hacking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132.
Can console players join?	Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab.
Are there any custom items or blocks?	Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule.
What can I expect from events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in.

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating criteria, dating preferences, dating standards, dating struggles, finding love, long term relationship, Minecraft, partner search, relationship goals, relationships, Server, traditional values, virgin girl, VirginGirlFinder, VIRGINITY, virginity status

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

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”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

ai, Artificial Intelligence, AUTHORITY, Autonomy, Boss, cameras, control, data collection, Ethics, Humanity, Minecraft, Monitoring, Observation, power, privacy, smp, society, speculation, Surveillance, Technology, Whos, wondering

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

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Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

assets, Communication, company shares, dad, Dads, DEBT, elective share, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Inheritance, investment portfolio, joint checking account, legal entitlement, Loot, Minecraft, Probate, relationship, Remarried, Server, shares, stepmom, vacation, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

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CraftyParkingZone

ac, Argument, Blaming, Complaints, CraftyParkingZone, creepy, energy bill, exploit, Fan, financial exploitation, Frustration, guest parking, guests, Lease, leasing agent, nosy, parking space, refusal, rental, roommate, WIBTA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate shenanigans. Join us and leave your financial exploitation behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?

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CraftyCreeperz2021

biden, Briefing, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz2021, Details, diplomatic relations, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, IRan attack, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, nuclear deal, RETALIATION, Tensions, threat assessment, Timing, U.S. officials, uncertainty, Unclear

so like, u know how biden was all like “yo, iran be actin’ sus”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got all the deets on that drama. join us and uncover the mystery of the iranian attack while building a giant statue of biden riding a llama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the spawn area, u’ll unlock special powers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

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GameMagicCraft

Alternate Reality, bug, Digital World, game magic, GameMagicCraft, Gaming, gaming glitch, gaming phenomenon, glitch, Inexplicable, laws of physics, Magic, magical elements, Mysterious, Supernatural, supernatural phenomenon, Supernatural powers, unexplained, video game, virtual reality, virtual world

join our epic minecraft server and experience the most INSANE game magic you’ve ever seen! our server is like a glitch in the matrix, bending the laws of physics and reality to create a mind-blowing gaming experience.

imagine riding a pig with a jetpack while shooting laser beams from your eyes at a horde of zombie chickens. or building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks that rain down diamond swords on unsuspecting players.

our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a psychedelic wonderland of chaos and mayhem. join now and embrace the madness! who needs boring old reality when you can dive headfirst into the crazy world of game magic on our server? let the insanity begin!

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