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Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

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Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Depressed, Despair, emotional distress, first world citizen, first world life, first world problems, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Minecraft, Privilege, Sadness, seeking help, self-care, Server, suicidal, Therapy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Star Shards Collected:	64	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

bizarre scent, connoisseur, distinct smell, Mall, mall smell, Minecraft, mysterious mall aroma, mysterious odor, odd mall smell, olfactory experience, peculiar fragrance, peculiar mall scent, sensory anomaly, sensory confusion, shopping center aroma, smell, smp, strange mall scent, strange mall smell, strange smell, unexplained scent, unfamiliar fragrance, unique scent, unusual mall odor, unusual scent

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

CraftyFails

Character development, CraftyFails, Experience, facing obstacles, Failure, growth mindset., hard lessons, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough love, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Craftbox

Adventure, Anti-Cheat System, balanced gameplay, building, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Hardcore, hardcore mode, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Resource Gathering, role playing, Skills, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

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MineSwift

admins, alliances, Bases, Biome, Challenges, Community, Cunning, Dungeons, enemies, Events, LifeSteal, Player Base, PvP, skill, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, ultimate survivor, Updates

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

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The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

Beds, Biomes, Cities, community warps, Custom, Discord, Friendly, Friends, Haul, hibernating, Homes, Instructions, Join, LGBTQ, Link, Long, Minecraft, Mods, Patch, playercounts, Plugins, secret, Server, smp, sneaky, Support, Tpa, Veggie, veggies, verify, White, world boundary

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

ARMIS Schedule, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Eepy Thread, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Lazy Anons, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, Stars, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!