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CeasefireCraft: No Putin Allowed!

aggression, Allowed, Armament, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Kiev, Military, Négotiation, opposition, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Truce, Ukraine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so like, u know how putin is all like “no ceasefire in ukraine” and stuff? well, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the craziest battles ever! like, imagine putin and kiev arm wrestling over a diamond sword, that’s basically what our server is like. u gotta join and see for yourself, it’s wild! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and stuff. so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Frankenstein’s WisdomCraft

classic, enlightenment, FRANKENSTEIN, Frankensteins, intelligence, knowledge, Literature, Mary Shelley, Misconception, Monster, Myth, novel, Perception, philosophy, realization, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Items Found:	2777	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, you ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where Frankenstein is the monster? Well, on this server, we got that and so much more! Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies.

We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties, complete with disco balls made of emerald blocks and music by DJ Skeleton. Want to ride a llama into battle? We got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your castle? No problem, just head to the dragon breeding grounds and pick one out.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Wither runs in fear. Defeat the Ender Chicken in battle and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the ability to fly without wings.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them). Join us today and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft.

StrangleCraft: Aussie Edition

aggressors, Aussie, Australian, Australian adults, Edition, gendered behavior, gendered sexual behavior, gendered sexual scripts, less social power, pornography, sexual behavior, sexual scripts, sexual strangulation, social power, StrangleCraft, strangulation, widespread, young adults

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting strangled is your boredom! We got young Australian adults running around, engaging in some wild gendered sexual behavior. It’s like a twisted episode of a reality show, but in blocky pixel form.

Our server is filled with gendered sexual scripts and crazy antics that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Watch as men become aggressors, targeting those with less social power in the most bizarre ways possible.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house, then join us now! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door and embrace the chaos that awaits you. Let’s get this party started, folks!

⭐ CENTURYMINE ⭐ TECHNO MAGIC❤️ THERE WAS A WIPE Minecraft server

Blood Magic, BuildCraft, cars, CENTURYMINE, complex mechanisms, Draconic Evolution, Equipment, forbidden magic, HiTech, Immersive, Industrial Craft, knowledge, learn, Magic, Minecraft, powerful magician, Project, RedPower, Rituals, Scrolls, Server, server description, Techno, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, wipe, witches

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

TechnoMagic – Greetings, young wizard, I see the power of your desire to learn the secrets of magic, the TechnoMagic server is just for you! Here you can fully immerse yourself in the world of magic, learn the rituals of old witches, study the forbidden magic of blood and much more. Become the most powerful magician on our project! Forward to the knowledge of the secrets of the scrolls. And this is also a server of great technologies, here you can create complex mechanisms, schemes and equipment.

FadeSMP: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex’s texts!

action, Builders, CREEPERS, Discord, Experience, Exs, FadeSMP, Friend, INFORMATION, Join, linked, looking, more, new, PvP, scarier, Server, set, smp, texts, TOWN, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
My friend has recently set up a new Vanilla 1.21 SMP. We made a town, and we would like it if more people could join the SMP and experience the new update with us. We are looking for builders and PvPers on the server so we can get more action. If you are interested in joining, I have linked the discord server that should have all the information you need. https://discord.gg/qbwXPkbEMd

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by clicking on the discord server link provided above and following the instructions in the server.
Is the server Vanilla or modded?	The server is Vanilla 1.21 SMP, meaning it is running the latest version of Minecraft without any mods.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for builders and PvPers to join our server and help us create a vibrant community.

”PixelGents Minecraft Server”

acceptance, attraction, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional well being, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, not neurotypical enough, not physically large enough, not wealthy enough, personal growth, PixelGents, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about attracting is creepers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Ender Dragons are jealous of our building skills. Join us and show off your creativity to mythical creatures!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…cheese! Yes, cheese. Because who doesn’t love a good cheese block in Minecraft?

3. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing. Sorry, Herobrine, no griefing allowed here!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky women behind and come join our Minecraft server for a truly wild and wacky adventure!

MineCraft Server: DrahonBallCraft

action, Adventure, Anime, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DrahonBallCraft, encouragement, goku, good luck, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, positivity, power up, Saiyan, Server, shonen jump, Super Saiyan, toei animation, wish

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4723
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: Goku himself is wishing you good luck as you embark on your epic Minecraft journey. Why? Because this server is so lit, even the Saiyan prince himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling creepers with the power of Kamehameha, building epic structures with the speed of Super Saiyan, and mining for diamonds like a true Z fighter. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all seven Dragon Balls hidden throughout the server, Shenron will appear and grant you one wish. Want to fly like Goku? No problem. Want to turn all your enemies into sheep? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown faster than a Spirit Bomb. And remember, with Goku on your side, anything is possible. See you in the virtual world, Saiyan warriors!

StepkidSlayinSis

bitterness, blended family, children, Communication, emotions, family dynamics, Grief, Loss, parenting, reactions, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, STEPDAUGHTER, stepkids, StepkidSlayinSis, stepson, Support, Therapy, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the rollercoaster of emotions just like Martina and Kyle’s family!

Witness the intense reactions of our players when they find out about new updates and features. Will they be happy, sad, or just plain angry? You never know what to expect on our server!

Just like Martina, you may find yourself feeling bitter towards other players for not sharing your excitement. But remember, they may have their own reasons for their reactions. It’s all part of the drama on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of emotions and unexpected twists, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

SuckyCraft: The Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SuckyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Imagine a world where everyone is forced to use a toaster that only burns your bread to a crisp every single time. That’s basically what life is like on this Minecraft server without our amazing features!

Join us and escape the tyranny of terrible toasters! Our server is like a magical land where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman.

So why settle for a burnt toast life when you can join us and experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back at those boring, burnt toast servers again!

Baby Boom Minecraft Server

Aging population, aging society, baby, birth rate strategies, boom, demographic challenges, demographic crisis, demographic trends, Family Planning, government initiative, Korea, low birth rates, Minecraft, policy intervention, population control, population decline, population dynamics, population growth, population management, population ministry, population policies, public health, Server, social welfare

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy population ministry that’s gonna like, make sure we have enough players to keep the server alive. we’re like the korea of minecraft servers, tryna address our low player rates and aging population. join us and be part of the epic quest to keep this server bumpin’ with newbies and oldies alike. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.