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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Angry, Best Friend, club, Communication, concern, Conflict, drugged, Drunk, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, Plans, punta cana, relationship, Server, Sleep, TipsyCraft, vacation, younger sister

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where your girlfriend starts speaking gibberish and having hallucinations. But wait, it gets even crazier – her younger sister and best friend are there too, adding to the chaos.

Experience the thrill of trying to figure out if your girlfriend has been drugged or if she’s just having a wild night out in the virtual world. Will you be able to navigate through the insanity and come out on top?

Join our server now for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wacky adventure!

CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs

BETRAYAL, Bonding, Boundaries, Cooking, cooking skills, CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, loyalty, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, teaching

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	4338	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Void Gems Collected:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking skills collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to learn how to cook like a pro from your older sister (who may or may not have run away from a dysfunctional family situation).

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to fend off random women trying to take over your house, just like that time your dad brought a stranger home after your mom’s funeral. Will you be able to protect your territory and cook up a storm at the same time? Only time will tell on our server!

And if that’s not enough, join us for some intense sibling rivalry as you refuse to take on the role of big sibling to your dad’s wife’s kids. Who needs more siblings when you already have a sister who taught you everything you know? Embrace the chaos and join our server now!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, Decreased energy, Experience, getting older, grey hair, growing old, health concerns, joint pain, Life Changes, Longevity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, signs of aging, slow metabolism, smp, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun!

MineCraftNostalgia

childhood favorites, classic games, gaming classics, gaming habits, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming pastime, gaming tradition, minecraftnostalgia, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Old video games, regular basis, retro consoles, retro gaming, retro gaming community, retro gaming revival, timeless games, video game collection, Vintage Consoles, vintage gaming

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3849
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201

Do you still play Minecraft like it’s your job? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Join our server and travel back in time to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn (okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled Notch himself, crafting diamonds with his bare hands.

Kim’s Chunky Meds

chunky, Diplomacy, government officials, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, healthcare access, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s health, Kims, medication, Medicines, meds, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, political news, seoul, Treatment, weight management

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

ZombMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Creative Minigames factions Roleplay PVP Economy Towny Adventure Skywars Parkour Prison Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla Tekkit Hexxit Tekkit Feed the Beast Forge

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

*JUST LAUNCHED* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! ZombMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Skyblock, and soon coming Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

play.zombmc.co.uk

MineForgeRPG

CustomTexture, Economy, Farm2win, Islands, Minecraft, MineForgeRPG, NewArmor, NewItem, power, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

4 ISLANDS FIGHT FOR ULTIMATE POWER! 100% VANILLA / FARM2WIN / CUSTOM TEXTURE NEW ARMOR / NEW ITEM

mineforgerpg.hosterfy.eu:60319

GudraWorld Anarchy .. Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, Clan, donation, gudraworld, interface, menu, Minecraft, Mode, Npc, Opening, PvP, Quests, Server, Shop, Spawn, Spheres, System, Teleportation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Items Found:	5213
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

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⚔ Anarchy Mode Opening ⚔

Hi all! ?

You’ve all been waiting and asking us for a long time. And now, finally, we are ready to tell you about the opening of a completely new, unique and inimitable mode – Anarchy! ?

Despite all our desire, we will not be able to tell about this mode in all its details. We simply do not have enough of a whole post to fit in at least 1/3 of all the details and subtleties. ?

Of course, we can’t leave you completely without information. So, to interest you a little more, we will list some things you will encounter in the mode without details:

◽ Separate world with spawn

◽ Game interface (tab, scoreboard, greeting)

◽ Various menus (main menu, donation, warps, etc.)

◽ Auction for players to place items

◽ A buyer who buys up players’ resources

◽ Clan system

◽ Private with blocks

◽ Random teleportation

◽ Alchemist

◽ Fair PVP mode system

◽ Quests, battle pass

◽ Cool work with quests

◽ NPC

◽ Cool donation shop

◽ Cases

◽ Privileges

◽ Balanced sets

◽ Two currencies (coins and GudraPoints)

◽ Magic SPHERES

In general, we managed to do a lot of interesting things! So hurry up and visit the new mode and find out everything that we couldn’t fit into this post, and soon a video will be ready in which we will briefly tell and show everything ?

And remember: nothing is more important than protecting the heart of your base! ☝

185.17.0.21:25538

CareHurt Minecraft Server

care, CareHurt, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, counseling, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, hate, healing, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, stop hurting, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Animals Bred:	83	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of accidentally hurting your friends in Minecraft? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special potion that reverses the effects of friendly fire! Now you can play without worrying about accidentally hitting your buddies with a pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where if you try to hurt someone you hate, a giant chicken will swoop down from the sky and peck them to oblivion! It’s like having your own personal bodyguard in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown

aew, all elite wrestling, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, internet, Meltdown, Minecraft, ONLINE, paid shills, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Shill, shills, smp, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling news

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!