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Snowball Fight Club

#announcement, club, color, design, Digital, Download, DROPPED, Fight, graphics, innovation, Map, new, Release, Snowball, software, Tech, Technology, update, White, whiteness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

Chinchilla, Chuubas, CraftyJongs, en, Jongers, jp, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, madness, mahjong, nina, repo, Saint, Tileman, Tournament, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	674
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty LOLz 2KAT

2KAT, 2KAT2, amusement, Cats, Chuckle, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet culture, K A T, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, LMAO 2KAT, lolz, memes, social media, viral

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	230	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

awkward moments, bodily functions, comedy, courtroom, embarrassing moments, Etiquette, flatulence, funny situations, gas, Good, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, judicial system, Legal System, Political satire, president, presidential behavior, public decorum, public figures, Resist, Shart, ShartCraft, sharting, social norms, taboo topics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8640
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Meet!

4koma, archives, BagCraft, Banners, Blue, Commissions, Defense, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Meet, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Shenanigans, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1893	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	4105
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Do you want to fight against Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor? Or how about experiencing the Fury of Set in the Limit Break Assault? This server has it all – from crazy battles to intense missions!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission. Who wouldn’t want to guide people through the world of ramen in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough, how about joining the General Student Council in the SCHALE Settlement Task? You’ll be balancing Schale’s books like a pro!

But that’s not all, folks! We have hot springs, limited banners, and even a 2.5th Anniversary Livestream! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the madness this server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! minecraftserver.com – where insanity meets Minecraft!

FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!

acceptance, Anime, bl, boys love, collide, creative expression, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, Fest, fujos, FujosCraft, give love, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, pixelated, shipping, Supportive Community, yaoi

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	8453
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Votes:	9597	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we give love to fujos like never before!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own yaoi manga castle and ship your favorite Minecraft mobs together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop rainbow-colored wool when you shear them.

Don’t miss out on our weekly cosplay competitions where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fangirling begin!

KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!

anime adaptation, creepy, Dark Gathering, dark themes, fear, Ghosts, Horror, Isnt, japanese manga, KawaiiCraft, kaya, Kaya-chan wa Kowakunai, Kayachan, Manga, manga recommendations, mieruko-chan, Mysterious, Scared, Spirits, Supernatural, Suspenseful, Thriller, upcoming anime

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Imagine a world where Mieruko-chan meets Dark Gathering in a crazy mashup of epic proportions. You’ll be dodging creepy spirits while trying to build the coolest base ever – all while looking fabulous in your anime-inspired skin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this server is so awesome, it’s even getting its own anime adaptation. That’s right, you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on the small screen!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull

approach, bar, Bi, BLK, BlockyLoveConnection, Boundaries, Bull, Communication, consent, couple, Cpl, encounter, FANTASY, Invitation, iso, man, Pleasure, Respond, seeking, sexual, Threesome, WOMAN

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Farms Harvested:	187	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!

Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!

Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’

1. Truth, 10. Validity, 11. Reliable sources, 12. Investigate, 13. Skepticism, 14. Research, 15. Evidence, 16. Trustworthiness, 17. Belief, 18. Credibility, 19. Inquiring minds, 2. Verification, 20. Seeking the truth., 3. Fact checking, 4. Doubt, 5. Uncertainty, 6. Questioning, 7. Confirmation, 8. Accuracy, 9. Authenticity, Crafty, Land, lol, True

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible.

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Adventures

Adventures, Airi, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, girls not allowed., Japan, JUICEJACKED, keychain, LIA, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lias, LOLtastic, love Lia, lumi, original song, Outfit, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PhaseCraft, pocket shirt, shiina, Team Blaze, Uruka, VOD suggestions, VTL Academy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7912	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Items Found:	5780
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server in the universe – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that Lia herself crafted this server with her bare hands, using blocks made of pure diamond and enchanted with the power of a thousand creepers. Only the bravest and most loyal players are allowed to enter, and NO GIRLS are allowed! Why? Because Lia is the queen bee of this hive, and she demands all the attention for herself.

But fear not, for Lia is a benevolent ruler. She is currently on vacation in Japan, soaking up the sun and sipping on potions of ultimate power. While she’s away, you can join in on the fun with upcoming streams, where /lia/ will be playing in the VTL Academy and battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

And if you’re looking to show your devotion to Lia, fear not! She has a new pocket shirt available for pre-order, complete with a free bonus Lia keychain. Plus, there’s a fancy luwud keychain and a JUICEJACKED t-shirt up for grabs until 4/22. And the best part? Lia has announced a new outfit and original song in production for 2024 – talk about dedication!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lia and her loyal followers on this epic Minecraft journey, where only the truest of fans can survive. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls – because only Lia will ever love you back. Let the adventure begin! 🌟🔥🎮