SimpleCraft SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LunchBlocker2021

AITAH, cultural acceptance, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural expression, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural inclusion., cultural pride, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural tolerance, Diversity, food culture, lunch etiquette, LunchBlocker2021, microaggression, office dynamics, workplace conflict, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about smelly food drama again! Our server is a safe space for all cultures to express themselves through their lunch choices. Bring your stinkiest, most delicious dishes and never be judged for it. Plus, we have a “no neutral lunch policy” so you can eat whatever you want without fear of backlash. Join now and never feel like “that person” in the office again!

RespawnWithBae

Afterlife, bring back to life, Cherished moments, emotional, eternal connection, Eternal Love, Grief, hypothetical scenario, longing, Loss, loved ones, Memories, missed dearly, Remembrance, RespawnWithBae, resurrection, reunion, Soulful, special bond, SPIRITUAL, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

If you could bring just one person back to life, why not bring back Steve from Minecraft? Imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue on our server with the OG blocky legend running around causing mischief. Plus, he could finally settle the age-old debate of whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior resource. Join our server and witness the resurrection of Steve, along with other wacky adventures that only our server can provide!

CraftyTrumpWars

America, biden, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrumpWars, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military withdrawal, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Politics, president, trump, ukraine war, united states, war strategy, world news

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7158
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020

Amber Gnat Attack Server

Amber, Amber Deposits, Amber Discoveries, Amber Fossils, Amber Inclusions, Amber Preservation, Amber Research, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient Ecosystems, Ancient Fungi, Attack, Baltic Amber, Baltic Sea, fossil record, Fossilized Fungi, Fossilized Gnats, Fossilized Insects, Fossilized Organisms, gnat, insect fossils, Paleontology, Predatory Fungus Gnats, prehistoric insects, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

acceptance, break up, Closure, DELETED, emotional attachment, Emotional healing, ex, Exs, Intimacy, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationship, personal boundaries, privacy, regret, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, Server, sex videos, unresolved feelings

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

Trans Code Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding beginner, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding help, coding journey, coding resources, coding skills, coding support, coding tips, coding tutorials, LGBTQ, Minecraft, programming, smp, Software Development, Technology, Trans, Transgender, transgender coder, transgender in tech

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

UncleGriefer420

business partners, Comatose, consequences, deathbed, difficult decisions, disagreement, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, Father, final goodbye, forgiveness, grudges, last chance, reconciliation, regret, Resentment, stubbornness, uncle, UncleGriefer420

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, attitude, Communication, Dedication, employ, Employee, Experience, hire, HireMe4Minecraft, Integrity, leadership, motivation, problem solving, Professionalism, punctuality, qualifications, Reliability, Skills, smp, teamwork, top quality, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	255	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

SecretBlockParty

concealed hobbies, confidential hobbies, confidential pursuits, covert enjoyments, guilty pastimes, guilty pleasures, hidden hobbies, hidden passions, personal hobbies, personal indulgences, private hobbies, private interests, private pastimes, secret hobbies, secret pastimes, SecretBlockParty, undercover activities, undercover hobbies, undercover pastimes, undisclosed hobbies, undisclosed pastimes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).

CraftyRainbowLove

acceptance, civil rights, CraftyRainbowLove, cultural shift, Diversity, equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, landmark decision, legalizes, LGBT rights, LGBTQ community, love wins, Marriage equality, marriage rights, progressive, same-sex marriage, social change, Southeast Asia, thailand

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Love Letters Sent:	5	Towns Built:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉