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FoilFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, bbq, belittling, cold food, Communication, degrading, dinner delivery, feelings, foil in microwave, FoilFiasco, husband and wife, Intentions, kitchen safety, Marriage, microwave safety, Minecraft, misunderstandings, relationships, Server, smart enough

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Towns Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and misunderstandings! Just like the time I tried to warn my wife about foil in her microwaveable dinner and she thought I was insulting her intelligence. But don’t worry, on our server, we promise to always have your back and never make you feel belittled (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come join us for some epic adventures and maybe even some cold BBQ! Who knows what kind of craziness will happen next on our server!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Mines Excavated:	1348

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

can’t believe it, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, mind blown, Minecraft, moment, oh shit, OVERWHELMING, pinch me, pivotal moment, reality sinking in, realization, Server, shock, Surprise, surreal, this is really happening, turning point, unexpected, wow factor

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons? That’s the kind of crazy unexpected moments you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and plenty of surprises that will make you go “Oh shit, this is really happening?!” Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness-filled Minecraft server!

BlockyBedroomDrama

BlockyBedroomDrama, Communication, compatibility, deal breaker, emotional connection, Intimacy, Partnership, physical connection, relationship, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, sex drive, sexual chemistry, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, sexual expectations, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Buildings Constructed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner is off building dirt houses? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special potion that boosts your sex drive to match your partner’s! No more awkward conversations about differing libidos, just pure mining and crafting bliss together. Join now and never worry about sexual compatibility in Minecraft again!

Hungry4Craft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic intervention, eastern europe, energy supply, escalates, EU action, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, Hungry4Craft, international relations, Minecraft, oil trade, political tension, Russian oil, sanctions, Server, spat, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3331
Buildings Constructed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Farms Harvested:	619
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary is demanding action against it? yeah, that’s right, this server is so fire, it’s causing international drama with russia and ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could be so powerful, amirite?

join us and be part of the chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way through epic adventures. plus, u never know when u might accidentally start a political crisis. it’s all in a day’s work on this server.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server on the internet. hungary and russia can’t handle us, and neither can u! let’s do this!

B52Craft: NATO Air Base Raid

Air, American military, Aviation, B-52 Bombers, B52Craft, base, Cold War era, Defense, eastern europe, historic landing, historic moment, international relations, long range bombers, Main Eastern Air Base, Military Aircraft, nato, NATO mission, Raid, Romania, SECURITY, strategic alliance, transatlantic partnership, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have B-52 bombers landing for the first time ever in romania but in minecraft world!!! fly around in these massive planes and drop TNT on unsuspecting players, watch out for the creeper explosions though, they might blow up your ride! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor!

PirateSurvivor_Server

Adventure, arrested, BETRAYAL, British merchantman Princess, caribbean sea, Escape, escape plan, fictional character, jack sparrow, johnny depp, movie character, Naval Officer, orlando bloom, Pirate, Pirates of the Caribbean, PirateSurvivor_Server, Shipwreck, shirtless, survivor, Traitor, Will Turner

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	4575
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our minecraft server and pretend you’re will turner taking off his shirt after a shipwreck! we don’t care if you’re a traitor, we just want survivors! who needs the british when you can join our crew of misfits and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen! sail the high seas, pillage villages, and maybe even find some buried treasure (or just some diamonds, that works too). so what are you waiting for? set sail for adventure on our server and let’s make some hilarious pirate shenanigans together!

ChimpChatCraft

Analysis, Animal Behavior, Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChatCraft, Communication, Conversations, EAST AFRICA, Evolution, Gestures, humans, intelligence, Language, non verbal, PRIMATES, quick-fire, research, Similarities, Social, study, Wild

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness

Futuria

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Factions, long term, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Projects, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

For anyone who dreams of doing big projects on a long-term server! Futuria a survival server in 1.21 Available under discord presentation

futuria.mine.fun:25632

OrbisMc

Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitics, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	739579
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Unlike your regular towny server, we have geopolitics, an earth map, and most importantly realism, so if you ever liked mods, this is your server

DISCLOSURE WE DO NOT REQUIRE MODS

play.orbismc.com