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AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8302
Magic Items Found:	7459	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, complexion, cultural background, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, Melanin, Minecraft, personal appearance, pigmentation, prejudice, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, skin colour, SkinToneCraft, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

agency.., Analysis, brand reputation, Competition, Decline, Digital Content Creation, Downfall, downfall analysis, evil company, Industry, investigation, market research, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanjis, online entertainment, smp, Stand, study, success, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, West

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	109	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!