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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2924 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of racing your friends in wheelchairs around the virtual world. Don’t worry, we have ramps and obstacles specially designed for wheelchair users!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free prosthetic leg for your Minecraft character. Watch as your blocky avatar hops around with style and grace.
And for a limited time only, we’re offering a special discount on chemotherapy potions. Need to fight off those pesky virtual cancers? We’ve got you covered!
So come on down to our server and show off your lack of empathy in the most hilarious way possible. See you there! 🤣 #WheelchairWars