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CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

#youtube, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, ceres fauna, Cows, CREEPERS, Drool, Fauna, Fauna General, hololive, Media, member VODs, merch, merchandise, Outer Wilds Playlist, quest for quiet trees, rule, Schedule, social media, stream status, STREAMS, TreeHuggers, twitter, Videos

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	1985
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	425
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

anti-social, antisocial, changes, Communication, depression, disconnect, Friends, Hiding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Normie, Recovery, room, self improvement, Server, Social Skills, socially awkward, society, Technology, world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!