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Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

Based, blocky, Blunders, camaraderie, Chronicles, columbine, compassion, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Hope, Humanity, loyalty, Redemption, school shooting, strength, Support, Tragedy, two men, Understanding, Unity, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6830
Void Armor Forged:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

acceptance, APPROVED, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, cultural norms, fidelity, Girlfriend, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, monogamy, relationship, Server, sex, sexual orientation, societal expectations, tolerance, TOWN, Trust, twink, twinks, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	New Chunks Explored:	217699
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!

Crafty Cuties Club

alien species, best girl, Character development, club, Crafty, Cuties, fan favorite, favorite character, Gaming, Gaming Community, loyalty, loyalty mission, mass effect, memorable character, quarians, romance, Sci Fi, space opera, strong female character, Tali, tech expert, Underrated, video games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of wizards who were tired of the same old boring Minecraft gameplay. So, they decided to sprinkle some magic dust on it and BAM – this server was born! Now, you can find flying pigs, talking cows, and even a unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that breathes fire and lays explosive eggs. And if you defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can summon lightning bolts with every swing.

So, why is it Tali, you ask? Because on this server, anything is possible. You can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a dragon into battle, or even become best friends with a zombie. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally Tali Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

“Youth, BUILD, Countries, cultural exchange, data analysis, demographics, Diversity, education, future generations, Global, immigrant children, ImmigrantCraft, immigration, integration, International, Kids, Migration, Multiculturalism, Play, policy implications, Population, Social Issues, societal impact, statistics, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

Anon, apartment, determination, future relocation, goals, Hope, INDEPENDENCE, Life, mental health, motivation, moving forward, perseverance, positivity, progress, purpose, resilience, RespawnRiot, self improvement, still alive, strength, Survival, WhyUStillHereAnon

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

Anime, anime awkwardness, anime couple, anime romance, awkward, awkward couple, chemistry, couple, creeper, cringe, CringeCraft, Dates.., forced, forced love, forced relationship, lack of chemistry, Mismatched, mismatched couple, odd pairing, pairing, Random, steve, UNCOMFORTABLE, weebshit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCreeperCocktails

biden, Cock, controversial, controversial statement, CraftyCreeperCocktails, crude, crude language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate language, offensive, political figure, Politics, presidential candidate, public figure, SUCKS, Vulgar

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

4channers, admins, Ahoj, Board, Community, CZCHAN.ORG, Czech, Czech 4chan, czech republic, Czechs, discussion, forum, Fun, Int, International, invite, Join, Minecraft, ONLINE, Slovakia, Slovaks, Slovaktingling, Thread, Website, welcome

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

Chaosville Funland

Adventure, breathtaking views, Chaosville, distilled, Dream destination, Escapade, Exotic, Exploration, FUNLAND, Hidden Gem, Korosanium, mystical, Off the beaten path, Paradise, paradise found, Pure, Serene, Tranquil, Trouble, unforgettable journey, Wander, Wanderlust

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	155	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!