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Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ores Mined:	9084	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Potions Brewed:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	809	Mines Excavated:	4344
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	4077	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	255	Emeralds Found:	9569
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	46	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Animals Bred:	198
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Runes Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3366
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.