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Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Awareness, CraftyLifeLessons, daily routines, Gratitude, growth mindset., habits, Impactful, introspection, life lessons, mindfulness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, routine changes, Self Discovery, small changes, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	354
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5446
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4395	Villages Defended:	7

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Items Found:	5283	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Void Armor Forged:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	1045
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!