Simpa Minecraft Servers

Simpa Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

    Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 4238
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 253
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

    So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

    Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2216
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

    Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

    StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 5288
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5891 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 New Chunks Explored: 618464
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

    Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

    SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7476
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

    Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7210
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

    So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 909
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Gods Slained: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

    But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

    LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3959
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 7996
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 12 New Chunks Explored: 924534
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

    But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

    Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2672
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Runes Activated: 5 New Chunks Explored: 395904

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

    Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

    OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 8226
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

    Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

    So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

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  • “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

    “Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8622
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Dimension Hops: 6
    Animals Bred: 42 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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