simp status – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, bright side, compassion, encouragement, Feel-Good, good news, Happiness, Heartwarming, Hope, Inspirational, joy, Kindness, love, motivational, optimism, positive stories, positivity, resilience, silver lining, success, Uplifting

Tired of all the negativity in the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than creepers is positivity! Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has started hosting yoga classes to help players relax and unwind.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft Genie.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the good vibes flow!

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Elon’s Blocky Banishment Society

Accountability, Banishment, Behavior, blocky, controversy, criticism, Decision making, elon musk, Elons, Ethics, expulsion, Fellows, influence, innovation, Integrity, leadership, MEMBERSHIP, Open Letter, public image, RESPONSIBILITY, royal society, Science, society, Technology

lol imagine a world where elon musk gets kicked out of a society for being too cool. like, bro, he’s just too awesome for them to handle. they’re all like “sorry elon, but you’re just too much of a legend for us to handle. please leave and take your coolness elsewhere.” and then all the other members are just signing this open letter like “yeah, get out of here elon, we can’t handle your swag.”

if you want to escape the drama and hang out with some chill peeps, come join our minecraft server. we don’t care how cool you are, as long as you’re down to build some epic structures and have a good time. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and have epic battles with giant mutant creepers.

so come join us and leave all the drama behind. elon musk may not be welcome in the royal society, but he’s always welcome on our minecraft server.

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Fictional Multiverse Mayhem

Alternate Realities, Alternate timelines, cosmic possibilities, creative writing, fantasy worlds, fictional, fictional realms, fictional standards, fictional universe, imagination, infinite number, interdimensional travel, MAYHEM, Multiverse, parallel dimensions, parallel universes, science fiction, smaller universes, speculative fiction, storytelling, Universe, Worldbuilding

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ in da multiverse, like whaaat? We got every fictional universe up in dis place, like Spongebob chillin’ with Harry Potter and Darth Vader playin’ tag with Pikachu. It’s a whole lotta crazy up in here, but that’s just how we roll in da multiverse, yo. So come on down and join us for some wacky adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans. Trust me, you ain’t never seen anything like this before, it’s like Minecraft on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? So what you waitin’ for? Come on and join us in da multiverse, where anything is possible and everything is just plain bonkers!

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BlockyRacismNoDemoc

anti-democratic beliefs, BlockyRacismNoDemoc, Democracy, democratic values, political beliefs, political ideology, political views, prejudice, racial attitudes, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial stereotypes, research, social attitudes, societal beliefs, societal trends, study, survey, White Americans

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride on unicorns all day long. but wait, there’s more! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and talking trees dat give u free cookies.

but da best part is, dis server is like a secret society where only da coolest players can join. we got a secret handshake and everything. u wanna be part of dis exclusive club, dontcha? well den, come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention dat we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava pits? yea, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and become a legend in da minecraft universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a hidden portal to another dimension where u can battle evil zombies and save da world. yeah, it’s dat awesome.

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AlexandriaSMP

AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, Building Competitions, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Ingame Voice Chat, Interactive, mature admins, Minecraft, player-driven economy, proximity voice, pvp tournaments, Regular Events, Server, shopping district, smp, Tectonic World Generation, Voting, Website

Welcome to AlexandriaSMP

Feature	Description
Experienced Admin Team	Our mature and experienced admins ensure a smooth experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System	No land claims needed, operate on trust with CoreProtect.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our shopping district and player-driven economy.

Ready to join? Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: To join AlexandriaSMP, visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on AlexandriaSMP?

A: No, we operate on trust with the help of CoreProtect to resolve any issues quickly.

Q: What kind of events do you have on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We have bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join AlexandriaSMP?

A: Yes, we require all members to be 18 years or older.

Elysian Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Cards, Collectibles, Echoes, Elysian, EN holos, English, Game, Good, Holograms, HOLOGRAPHIC, holographic cards, holographic collectibles, holographic trading cards, Holographs, limited edition, Only, Popular, rare, Shiny, sought after, Trading, valuable

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of those lame EN holos on other servers, then you gotta join this one! Why settle for mediocrity when you can have the BEST of the BEST? Our EN holos are so lit, they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head like a cartoon character! Plus, we’ve got unicorns riding on rainbow llamas and flying pigs that poop diamonds. I mean, come on, where else are you gonna find that kind of epicness? So ditch the boring servers and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and awesomeness!

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DriveByDialing

Accept, Conversation, DriveByDialing, Driving, Flight, Grateful, Habit, homeowners insurance, hurt, husband, ignoring, insurance agent, International trip, phone call, Rude, train station, trip, uber driver, Upset, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than a car ride with a grumpy husband? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that’s guaranteed to be more fun than arguing over phone calls in the car.

Our server is so awesome, it’ll make you forget all about your husband’s ridiculous Uber driver complex. With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who actually want to talk to you, you’ll never want to leave.

So come join us on the best Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be ignoring is your husband’s bad attitude. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!

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MoneyCantBuyMeCraft – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, Beliefs, Character, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, humility, Identity, Integrity, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyCantBuyMeCraft, perspective, Principles, Priorities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, smp, success, VALUES, wealth

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days and our creeper explosions are off the charts! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from griefers. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.

So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, even if you made all the money in the world, you’ll never find a server as crazy and fun as this one. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🔥🐲🎢 #MinecraftMadness

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CelebCrushCraft

CelebCrushCraft, celebrity admiration, celebrity adoration, celebrity attraction, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, celebrity fascination, celebrity heartthrob, celebrity idol, celebrity infatuation, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, crush on celebrity, famous crush, guilty crush, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure crush, secret celebrity crush, secret crush

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your celebrity crush? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with your favorite celeb and conquer the Minecraft world together! From building a roller coaster with Ryan Reynolds to farming with Beyoncé, the possibilities are endless! Join now and make your guilty celebrity crush dreams come true!

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EU ArmyCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Armed Forces, ArmyCraft, basis, cooperation, Country, Defense, eastern europe, EU army, Europe, european union, integration, international relations, Military, military strength, Minecraft, nato, new, Politics, prime minister, SECURITY, Server, UKRAINIAN

so, like, this server is like the ukrainian prime minister’s dream come true, man. he’s all like, “hey, let’s make a new EU army out of our military!” but, like, instead of that, we made a minecraft server! join us and be part of the most epic army ever in the virtual world! we’ll conquer all the pixelated lands and build the biggest castles you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted diamonds that will make you the most powerful player in the game! come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together! #EUarmygoals #minecraftmadness

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