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BlockyLoveReject

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Emeralds Found:	6284
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, billionaire, criminal charges, Harassment, high-profile, lawsuit, legal action, legal proceedings, Minecraft, misconduct, Mohamed Al Fayed, multiple rapes, Powerful, RapeCraft, scandal, scandalous accusations, Server, sexual assault, Staff, Victim, Wealthy, workplace abuse

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	596
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	8707
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ores Mined:	8733
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Animals Bred:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	976
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?