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WorkHrsWoes Minecraft Server

burden, Career Growth, childcare, day care, Expectations, financial limitations, household chores, income, Job Search, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, new mom, Promotion, relationship dynamics, Sacrifices, Selfishness, Server, Support, Wife, work hours, WorkHrsWoes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Votes:	7269
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all your adulting problems at the door and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can escape from the chaos of real life. Need a break from taking care of kids and household chores? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Forget about financial limitations and career pressures, on our server, the only limit is your imagination! Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing work and family life.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft journey! Who needs a promotion when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

aita, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, DivorceCraft, Edition, Emotional Abuse, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, fiscal abuse, Guilt, Infidelity, moral dilemma, Nonbinary, parental responsibilities, parents divorced, seeking validation, self-blame, teenage struggles, trust issues

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1810	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5885
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Looking for a place to escape from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself, no matter who you are. Plus, we have a strict no emotional or fiscal abuse policy – so you can game in peace without any toxic behavior.

Join us and meet other players who have their own crazy stories to share. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera! But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on over and join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just leave the family drama at home – we’ve got enough of our own to keep things interesting!

CraftyGlobeTrotter

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobeTrotter, cultural immersion, Dream destination, dream vacation, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, international travel, jet setting, travel, vacation, Wander, Wanderlust, world tour

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

If you could instantly visit any country in the world, where would you go and why? How about joining our Minecraft server instead? We have a magical portal that can transport you to any country in the blink of an eye! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in France? Just step into the portal and voila, you’re there! Feel like exploring the pyramids in Egypt? No problem, our portal can take you there in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within the city. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So forget about traveling the world in real life, join our Minecraft server and experience all the wonders of the world from the comfort of your own home!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Birthday, Camimi, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, model debut, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, official channels, Peke, Realms, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	715	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Yo, welcome to this wacky Minecraft server! We got all the VShojo and vtuber craziness you can handle. Michi is live, giving the worst advice ever with Camimi. And it’s Mouse’s birthday, so join the celebration later with another model debut. Ignore the bait, report the trolls, and be excellent to each other, duh!

Why join? Well, we got Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming their wild antics on Twitch and YouTube, so come join the madness!

And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, plus extended and former member discussions. It’s a party in here, so jump in and let’s get weird together!

XmasDadGoneWild

asserting boundaries, Bigotry, challenging family dynamics, Christmas drama, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, confronting prejudice, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, generational differences, holiday stress, intolerance, self-care, self-doubt, setting boundaries, shame, toxic behavior, XmasDadGoneWild

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8068
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ores Mined:	2396
New Chunks Explored:	438261	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no politics, no negativity, and definitely no bigoted dads allowed!

Join us and build your own world where you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Our server is a safe space for everyone, even those who want to fall in love with their Minecraft villagers!

And if you ever encounter a player who doesn’t follow our rules, just kick them out like you would kick out a toxic family member on Christmas. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying in the digital world!

So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unlike inviting your dad over for the holidays.

NoFearCraft

acceptance, coping mechanisms, embracing death, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fearlessness, inner peace, Life after death., mental strength, mindfulness, mortality, mortality awareness, NoFearCraft, overcoming fear, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, positive outlook, self reflection, spirituality

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is just a minor inconvenience? Well, fear not, because on our server, death is actually a party! That’s right, when you die, you respawn in a disco ball-filled room with a DJ spinning sick beats and a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want to die over and over again just to respawn at the ultimate rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Death Defying Chicken. This fearless fowl has survived countless creeper explosions, falls from the highest cliffs, and even a run-in with the Ender Dragon. Join our server and witness the epic adventures of the Death Defying Chicken as it defies the odds and keeps coming back for more.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just the beginning of an unforgettable party and the chance to witness the incredible feats of the Death Defying Chicken. Join us now and embrace the chaos!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, christmas family, Goodbye, Having A SANTA FAMILY In Minecraft!, here’s johnny, I DIED AS A PET In Minecraft!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, last to sleep, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, Playing Minecraft as a HELPFUL Johnny Plush!, scary minecraft, Server, skit, Turning my FRIENDS into PLUSHIES in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	6

Johnny Minecraft is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his entertaining Let’s Play videos and tutorials. With a passion for gaming and a love for creativity, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans who enjoy watching his adventures in the virtual world. His engaging personality and expert gameplay have made him a standout figure in the Minecraft community.

Medieval Realms

Armour, Brewery, catapults, Custom Plugins, custom weapons, Discord, Dynmap, Europe, Medieval, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PvP, Realms, rp, Semi Vanilla, siege weapons, Staff, Support, tutorials

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Medieval Realms – Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Medieval Realms is an authentic medieval war server starting in the 1066, with custom arms and armour relatively accurate to the period. The gameplay revolves around PvP and warfare, catering to players who seek dominance in Europe or a peaceful life in a castle.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Questions	Answers
What version is the server running?	Version: 1.20.6
What are some key plugins on the server?	– Cannons (siege weapons)– Brewery (RP purposes)– Dynmap (3D map view)
What are the basic rules of the server?	Don’t hack Don’t abuse bugs Don’t try to offline grief Respect the staff Be respectful to others
What is the server IP and Dynmap link?	Server IP: 51.89.142.221:26224Dynmap: http://51.89.142.221:8739/
Is there a Discord server for Medieval Realms?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/crbwEHcFe9

Enchanted Femme Fatales 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. stereotypes, 11. societal expectations, 12. gender roles, 13. acceptance, 14. diversity, 15. non-binary, 16. LGBTQ community, 17. love is love, 18. gender expression, 19. authenticity, 2. straight, 20. inclusivity., 3. pretend, 4. touch, 5. dudes, 6. look like women, 7. LGBTQ+, 8. gender identity, 9. sexuality, Enchanted, Fatales, femme, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m telling you, it’s a total riot!

I mean, the players on here are so hilarious, they’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

And get this, the women on here pretend they’re straight, but let me tell you, they wouldn’t even touch one of these dudes because they don’t look like women. It’s like a total mind trip, man.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the Minecraft universe, this server is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Body language, Confidence, disinterest, indifference, lack of attention, lack of attraction, lack of compliments, lack of engagement., lack of eye contact, lack of flirting, lack of interest, lack of physical contact, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, not attractive, NotSoHotButStillCool, self esteem, self-perception, smp, social cues, subtle signs, unresponsiveness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	2370
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!