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Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad

emasculation, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male empowerment, male insecurity, male mental health, male self-esteem, male self-image, male self-worth, male stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, Minecraft, self loathing, self-hatred, simp culture, smp, societal expectations, TheCraftyCreeperSquad, toxic masculinity

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	8366

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with a wild mix of players who are either simping over each other or contemplating some extreme body modifications.

Join us if you want to witness the craziest love triangles and quadrilaterals unfold right before your eyes. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama, am I right?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their chests with nothing but dirt blocks, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, look no further. Just be prepared to either fall in love or lose a body part along the way. It’s all in good fun, right?

Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Simp City Minecraft Server

anti-White, cancel culture, city, controversy, discrimination, Gaming, gaming culture, internet culture, King, League players, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, prejudice, racism, racist, Server, simp, simp culture, simps, social justice, social media, toxic behavior, Uki

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	8866	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1318	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	532	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	147	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

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Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!