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LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	3859
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Votes:	9444	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

awful job, horrible job, Job, MineCraftyMess, terrible job, WORST, worst job, worst job challenges, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job ever done, worst job experience, worst job in life, worst job memories, worst job of all time, worst job situation, worst job stories, worst job tasks, worst work ever, worst work experience, worst work in life, worst work stories

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	2689
New Chunks Explored:	715096	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1753

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6529

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4148	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697