Simonyan #190 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExhaustedCraft
collapse, death, DÉPART, depleted, drained, Dying, End.., ExhaustedCraft, exhaustion, Experience, expire, FATIGUE, FINAL, pass away, Peace, Release, Relief, Relieving, REST, tired, worn out
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.
but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

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New Server IP
MagicLand SMP v1
Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .
195.200.15.15:28011

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Thrilland
Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland
Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY
Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server
mc.thrilland.es

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Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server
activism, black kween, black womanly excellence, CONVINCING, election, equality, exemplar, family, KweenCraft, MAGNIFICENT, Minecraft, neighbors, president, Real white men, Remaking Manhood, Server, social justice, Status, upcoming election, Vote, white friends, Worship
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

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Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen
addict, Adult, AVOIDS, blockbreaking, domming, explicit, fat, female, fetish, generally, goon, Gore, hairy, insects, kinks, Kinky, Limits, Minecraft, porn addict, Roleplay, showering, SMPQueen, snuff, socializing, Switch, taboo, Virgin
Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

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CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster
Alone Time, anger, children, Communication, compromise, CreeperCatastrophe, date night ruined, DateNightDisaster, Disappointment, family time, Frustration, Marriage, movie night, passive aggressive, Planning, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, ruined date night, second place, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!
On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!
Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SongOfMySMPDemise – Minecraft SMP
death row, emotional farewell, end of life, farewell song, favorite song, final moments, final notes, final request, final serenade, last song, last wish, Minecraft, music choice, musical goodbye, parting gift, parting melody, smp, SongOfMySMPDemise, soulful tune, ultimate ballad, ultimate playlist, ultimate soundtrack
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where instead of a last meal, you are given a last song to jam out to before meeting your demise! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of choosing the ultimate banger to go out on. Will you serenade your enemies with “Baby Shark” or go out in style with some hardcore death metal? The choice is yours, but beware, your song choice may have unexpected consequences in the game. So come on down and join us for a musical adventure like no other!

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FearCraft
anxiety, apprehensive, bone-chilling, chilling, fear, fearcraft, fright, frightened, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nervous, Panic, petrified, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrified, Terror, uneasy
Have you ever been so scared in Minecraft that you accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have creeper repellent that will make those green baddies run in the opposite direction!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a chicken with laser beams!
And if you’re feeling brave, take a dive into our secret underwater dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins. Just be careful, those dolphins have a mean streak!
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the pigs ride around on flying pigs and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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New Server IP
FirstNationsRulz Minecraft Server
Billions, Canada, Canadian history, Colonialism, compensation, court decision, first nations, FirstNationsRulz, Government, historical injustice, indigenous rights, indigenous sovereignty, Justice, land rights, legal ruling, Minecraft, political accountability, reconciliation, reparations, Server, top court, Treaty, treaty obligations
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you want to join, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans. we got, like, a whole bunch of First Nations tribes running the show, and they’re not messing around. they’re all like, “give us our billions, Canada!” and Canada is just like, “oops, our bad.” it’s a total mess, but it’s also, like, the most epic drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. so come join us and see the chaos unfold! it’s gonna be wild, yo.

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