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2TMC

2TMC, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, Message, Minecraft, Mods, NA, pranks, Projects, Server, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, world, YouTuber

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Semi-Vanilla with additional mods)
Player Age Requirement	21+
Language	English only
Server Location	NA (Accepting players worldwide)
Contact Information	Discord required

FAQ

Q: What mods are installed on the server?

A: The server has various data packs and Fabric mods installed which enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the list of mods in the provided information above.

Q: Do I need to be a content creator to join?

A: No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the server. We welcome all players who are 21 years or older and looking for a friendly community to play with.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules include being respectful, no griefing, stealing, cheating, or hacking, using English in chat, allowing non-destructive pranks, and more. Please read the full list of rules in the provided information.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the provided information above. Make sure to meet the age requirement and agree to follow the server rules.

Eternal Escape Wilds 1.21

Angels, Calling, clear, Days, Escape, ETERNAL, Fighting, Floating, Hiding, Loneliness, Maze, missing you, Pain, relationships, SETTLE, Souls, speaking, spinning, Struggles, tide, troubles, Wilds, Wings

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the maze of chaos and confusion! We’re all lost in this crazy world, but at least we’re lost together! Fight off angels with clipped wings and pretend you don’t miss them calling out to you! Swim against the tide and float without pain in this insane virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to settle into the flow and join our souls in this Minecraft madness!

ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

afraid, alone, Apology, Asshole, birthday dinner, Childbirth, Complications, Conversation, dog, ex husband, ex-relationship, ExLoverExposed, family, Gaming, group text, Hospital, Labor, Minecraft, names, reddit, Server, son’s birth, Story

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

Adulthood, aita, Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial issues, friendship, Happiness, home, house hunting, husband, Husbands, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Moving, moving out, neglect, Raising A Family, RESPONSIBILITY, Wedding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Votes:	5332	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8946	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7130	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	9866	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crops Grown:	9379	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦