| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 540 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9394 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3565 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 243 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3910 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1310 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7143 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8375 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 218 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 801 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3206 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 60 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5334 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2951 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 3105 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
