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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3033 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
so, why not join our minecraft server and find love in the virtual world instead? who needs boring old office crushes when you can have a pixelated partner to mine diamonds with? plus, we have a special love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your minecraft soulmate within 24 hours of joining.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. if you manage to tame the diamond llama, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss out.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where love is in the air, diamonds are everywhere, and the pigs can fly. it’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
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