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PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

cyberbullying, digital manners, internet etiquette, online accountability, online aggression, online anonymity, online behavior, online civility, online communication, Online Community, online consequences, online culture, online harassment, online interactions, online respect, online safety, online threats, online trolling, online violence, PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

So, like, you know how sometimes people can be total jerks online? Well, NOT on this server, bro. Why? Because if someone tries to be a meanie, you can just reach through your screen and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!

SocialMC

active community, building, Claims, Community, Community Events, community-driven, Discord, discord community, Exploring, Friendly, Friendly staff, Fun, Lgbtqia, Minecraft, minecraft server, Redstone, server ip, Server Rules, SocialMC, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

🎉 Welcome to SocialMC! 🎉

🌍 Server IP: socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com📅 Version: Minecraft 1.20.6🏡 Type: Mostly Vanilla with Claims

About SocialMC:

Welcome to SocialMC, the ultimate community-driven Minecraft server! Our focus is on fostering a friendly and engaging environment where players can come together to build, explore, and have fun. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone expert, or just starting your Minecraft journey, SocialMC has something for everyone.

Key Features:

🌟 Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the pure Minecraft experience with minimal plugins to keep the game as authentic as possible.

🔒 Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use claiming system. Your creations are safe with us!

🌳 Community Events: Participate in regular community events, from building competitions to scavenger hunts and more. Win exciting prizes and make new friends!

🏠 Friendly Staff: Our dedicated and friendly staff team is always here to help you out and ensure a pleasant experience on the server.

🌐 Active Community: Join our vibrant community on Discord where you can chat, share ideas, and stay updated with the latest news and events.

📜 Server Rules: We believe in maintaining a positive environment. Our rules are simple:

Be respectful to all players.No griefing or stealing.Keep chat family-friendly.No hacking or cheating.

Join Us Today!

Ready to embark on a new adventure? Join SocialMC today and become part of our growing community. Whether you love to build, explore, or just hang out with friends, SocialMC is the perfect place for you.

Connect With Us:💬 Discord: Join our Discord Community!

See you in-game!

The SocialMC Team

socialmc.thewitchyhouse.com

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where We’re Cleaning Up More Than Just Blocks

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], application, blocks, Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Impact, Janitors, Lore, Nations, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Story, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	7709	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mines Excavated:	3420	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Crops Grown:	6649	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players who wish to join the server. This is to ensure a positive and respectful community environment.
Are there any build restrictions?	No, there are no specific build themes or restrictions on the server. Players are encouraged to be creative and build in any style or era they choose.
Can I host my own events?	Yes, players are welcome to host their own events on the server once they have an idea and plan. This can add to the fun and community spirit of the server.
How can I report bad behavior?	If you encounter any negative or disruptive behavior on the server, please report it to the server moderators or admins via Discord. We take community safety seriously.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ambiguity, Baffling, blocktopia, confusion, Cryptic, Curiosity, definition, doubt, Enigma, incomprehensible, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, perplexing, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., Riddle, Server, uncertainty, Unclear

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to fly. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and building castles made of pure diamond blocks. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and race against your friends in epic chicken jousting tournaments. So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

HonkaiCraft Server – StarRail Fun!

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Fun, Gift codes, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, preview, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star rail, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Votes:	1934	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where the cows are actually cowboys and the pigs wear top hats. Explore the world of “Farewell, Penacony” where you can ride unicorns into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server features exclusive character banners like Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. Plus, you can unlock new drip marketing items like Yunli with 5 Physical Destruction and Jiaoqiu with 5 Fire Nihility.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you special gifts like STARRAILGIFT and LOVEFROMROBIN. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

child safety, children’s safety, Communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, hosting events, life jackets, Minecraft, NoSplashZone, parental supervision, pool access, pool concerns, pool etiquette, pool ownership, pool regulations, pool restrictions, pool rules, pool safety, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	268	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4223	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

PixelMarriageHoax

Assumptions, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Deception, Etiquette, friend group, grandmother’s ring, Honesty, Inheritance, MARRIED, misrepresentation, personal choice, PixelMarriageHoax, pretending, rejection, Relationship Status, sacred bond, social cues, social interactions, Tasteless

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing a ring can lead to hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters! Join us for the chance to confuse random players into thinking you’re married, just like wearing a ring on your finger in real life!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy the thrill of mistaken identities and the comedy that comes with it. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where someone accuses you of “pretending to be married” just because of a ring on your finger!

But don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re using a ring to keep creeps away or just for the fun of it. Our community is all about embracing the chaos and enjoying the absurdity of it all.

So come join us on our server, where wearing a ring can lead to unexpected adventures and hilarious encounters! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no sacred bonds are being harmed in the process. Let’s laugh together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, ZzzCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that will knock you out faster than a creeper exploding in your face! Join us and experience the most epic sleep of your life – guaranteed to make your dreams as wild as a pack of zombie pigs riding on top of a giant chicken! So come on, join our server and sleep like a blocky baby tonight!

DriveByThanks

common courtesy, courtesy on the road, DriveByThanks, driving behavior, driving etiquette, driving habits, driving kindness, driving politeness, expressing thanks, hand gesture, hand signal, polite behavior, polite drivers, road courtesy, road etiquette, road manners, showing appreciation, showing gratitude, thank you, thank you gesture, thank you while driving

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with endless diamonds and enchanted gear for all eternity. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick dance moves.

So why put your hand up in thanks when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMacron’sUkraineMilitia

Coalition, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyMacronsUkraineMilitia, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, France, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international relations, Macron, military instructors, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, training mission, Ukraine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we send military instructors to Ukraine cuz why not?! we be buildin’ alliances and stuff while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. u gotta join cuz we be makin’ history in dis server, ain’t no other server doin’ dat! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like dat. so come on and join da fun, we be waitin’ for ya!