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WalmartWarriorCraft

aita, Assistance, CHIVALROUS, customer service, Defending, Gender Roles, Help, labor policy, moral responsibility, OBLIGATION, on break, pregnant woman, Pregnant Women, public interactions, rude behavior, social norms, societal expectations, walmart employee, WalmartWarriorCraft, workplace etiquette

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

economic impact, health concerns, hybrid learning, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing changes, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, post-pandemic, pre-pandemic, remote work, return to normal, school closures, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

Admiration, affirming remarks, appreciation, best compliment ever, CompliCraft, encouraging remarks, flattering comment, genuine compliment, heartfelt praise, inspiring words, kind words, lovely feedback, memorable praise, nicest compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, supportive comments, sweet words, touching words, uplifting words, warm compliments

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8625	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9735
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6423
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	256936	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Crops Grown:	5659	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9964
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Potions Brewed:	134	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!