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JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	212

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4142	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	929	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crops Grown:	7533
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	696	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	2263
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!