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KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

Advocacy Groups, Conservative Think Tank, CREEPERS, criminal justice, Deadly Force, Dispossess, Evil, EXECUTION, Felony.., hats, HB 5, homelessness, kentucky, KentuckyCraft, MAGA, Mandatory Life Sentence, Prison, Property Owner, republicans, Safer Kentucky Act, Three-Strike Rule, Tough on Crime, Unlawful Camping, wear

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Pixelated Weebs R Us

Anime, anime fags, anime is bad, bad, Contrarian, contrarian anime, contrarian manga, Enigma, enigma minds, Fags, Manga, manga fags, manga is bad, Minds.., pixelated, Popular, Popular Anime, popular manga, unfathomable, Weeb’s

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

complexion, question.., sanity, SnowflakeCraft, Youll

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Farms Harvested:	665
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

Anime, controversial, digital personas, Entertainment, feminism, Gaming, Gender Roles, influencers, internet culture, LOLitubers, Minecraft, online content creators, performance art, PickmeCraft, pickmes, rule, Self-expression, social media, Stereotypes, streaming, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtubing, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Items Found:	7540

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

Analysis, confusion, contemplation, CreeperSmilesMC, Curious, emotion, Enigma, Enigmatic, Expression, Interpretation, Intrigue, Mystery, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smiling, speculation, Surprise, suspicion, uncertainty, Wonder

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ores Mined:	5843
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

Adventures, Austrians, Based, Bavarians, Brandenburgians, cucks, culture, East Prussians, Epic, ethnicity, Germans, Hannoveranians, heritage, History, Minecraft, nationalism, Pommeranians, PrussianCraft, regional pride, Rhinelanders, Saxons, Silesians, True Prussians, unite, Westphalians

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Animals Bred:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

Advanced Quest, Adventures, Battles, blocky, collaboration event, creeper, Drop Rates, Epic, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Hai Ba Trung, Mats/Summoning Info, meets, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Saber, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Magic Items Found:	2004
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

Adventures, animated, Anime, blocky, cartoon, Character, collide, cultural reference, favorite anime, Frog, funny, humor, iconic, iconic character, internet, internet culture, meme, memes, Pepe, PepeCraft, pop culture, Referenced, social media, television, viral

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9407	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

blocks, brain teaser, Brainstorming, challenge, Community, creativity, FIX, Fun, Game, Interactive, jiggie.fun, Logic, Mined, Mystery, PMaFSx, problem solving, puzzle, puzzlecraft, Puzzles, Riddle, Sfw, solution, solved, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Votes:	299	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
New Chunks Explored:	582223	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!