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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Votes:	8169
Void Armor Forged:	26	Villages Defended:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.

BooedCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, Booed, BooedCraft, coping mechanisms, criticism, crowd reaction, determination, emotional impact, Entertainment, Heat, mental health, mental strength, mindbroke, Minecraft, Performance, Performer, perseverance, PRESSURE, resilience, self esteem, Server, Support, wrestling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	716980	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and witness the mind-blowing experience of getting shoot heat in a business where every boo is ironic. Trust us, it’s so mind-bending that even Herobrine himself would be scratching his blocky head in confusion. So come on, join us and let’s break some minds together!

BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	1989	Votes:	9812

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	5775	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7141	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	818519	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.

CityBuild Minecraft server

administration, Capital, city, Citybuild, Coins, commercial buildings, Discord, donation, fortress, Kit, Land, Mayor, Minecraft, Plot, price, private size, Province, Purchase, Rent, Server, Spawn, Store

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Build and develop your city, the project is just starting, the map is new, without wipes and chaos, a comfortable build chill. If your city grows to 7 inhabitants, then you receive the status of Mayor, and with it a team donation and a kit CityBuild. The server has an adequate private size, enough to seize a large piece of land for yourself and build both a small province and an impregnable fortress. Spawn is the capital. In the capital, like in any other city, you can rent/purchase a plot or building, usually commercial buildings like a store. Registration of the city takes place in the discord channel, instructions are attached. Every 10 minutes you will receive $10; the coins will be useful to you in the future just for purchasing your own plot. The mayor has the right to set any price for a plot in his city. The administration has no right to interfere in the affairs of the city, except in cases of violation of the rules. All details are in the discord.

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