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Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Star Shards Collected:	265

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

SwearCraft – Noob Friendly Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	188	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Emeralds Found:	7087	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being on servers where you can’t let out a good ol’ swear word without getting banned? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage swearing like a sailor! In fact, the more colorful your language, the more diamonds you’ll find in-game. Join us for a wild ride of profanity and prosperity!

NightOwlCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	97	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

are you a night owl? do you stay up late building epic minecraft creations while everyone else is asleep? well, this server is perfect for you! according to a totally legit study of 26,000 people, night owls are actually SUPERIOR in intelligence, reasoning, and memory. so basically, if you join this server, you’ll automatically become a genius.

imagine being able to outsmart all the early risers on the server with your superior cognitive function. you’ll be building the most epic structures, solving the most complex redstone puzzles, and dominating in PvP battles. all thanks to your night owl brain power.

so come join us on this mysterious, unnamed server and unleash your inner genius. who needs sleep when you can be a Minecraft mastermind instead?

GenZGrowUp Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of Generation Z’s laziness and lack of work ethic? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as these NEETs transform into hard-working, resource-gathering machines! We’ve got tasks that will make them sweat harder than a creeper in a sauna. And hey, who knows, maybe they’ll actually learn a thing or two about responsibility before their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and witness the ultimate glow-up of Generation Z!

KillAllCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of struggling to kill mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special command called killall that actually works! Say goodbye to manually killing pesky mobs and hello to easy victories. And don’t even get us started on pkill – it’s like a magical wand that makes all your enemies disappear with just a click. Join our server now and experience the power of instant mob annihilation!

MILsChickenNoThanks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	1629
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.

Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	6570
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Experience vanilla Minecraft with other players on this multiplayer server. No RTP, survival starts immediately with unique custom plugins.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing a survival Minecraft experience with longevity and community.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow some mods that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our moderators before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: We encourage creative building, but we ask that you respect other players’ property and not build too close to existing structures.

Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

A: Moderators are chosen based on their activity, helpfulness, and dedication to the server community. If you’re interested, you can apply on our Discord server.

Q: What happens if I break a server rule?

A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, you may receive a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. We strive to maintain a welcoming and fair environment for all players.

FantasyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Sephiroth’s hair? Look no further than our server, where you can battle mobs with Buster Swords and summon Chocobos to ride into battle!

Join us and experience Final Fantasy like never before, with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro RPG world. Our server is so awesome, even Cloud Strife himself would trade in his motorcycle for a minecart just to play here.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE, where you can fight against Leviathans and ride on the backs of dragons. And don’t forget about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, where you can relive the classic story with a twist – now featuring dancing Tonberries!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Warrior of Light in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, even Kefka would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

FilipinaGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Filipina girlfriends just waiting to build with you! Join now for a chance to find your perfect pixelated partner and create the most epic pixel art together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their daring escapades and unlock exclusive chicken-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!

CatCraze Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, Boundaries, cat, CatCraze, Chasing, comfort, crying, growling, hissing, hurt, Maine Coon, Minecraft, obsessed, overreacting, parents, Picking up, Safety, scaredy cat, scratched up, Server, sister, swatting

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.