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ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	6578

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Magic Items Found:	3048	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	819	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Gift codes, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hotel Hell Minecraft Server

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, Website

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6926	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But that’s not all, you can also tag along with Blitzo and his crew of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are trying to be good and assassins are trying to be successful in the underworld? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a receptionist hellhound named Loona?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to check out into Heaven or survive running a startup in Hell. Just be sure to watch out for any impromptu musical numbers along the way!

RinseCraft-2021

cleaning, Communication Issues, compromise, dirty dishes, dishwashing, dishwashing habits, domestic disputes, family arguments, family dynamics, food waste, household chores, household responsibilities, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, marriage conflicts, personal hygiene, Pet Peeves, relationship problems, RinseCraft2021, rinsing dishes, stubbornness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6117
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.

Block Therapy: Keep Calm and Mine On

advice, BLOCK, Calm, Coping skills, Effective, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental illness, mental strength, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1108	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the cure for all your virtual woes!

Join our server and experience the ultimate stress relief as you build your dream world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Our expert therapists are on standby to provide you with the most effective mental health advice, such as “just punch that zombie in the face” or “if all else fails, build a giant statue of yourself out of gold blocks.”

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your real-life problems as you embark on a journey of pure insanity and laughter. Trust us, your psychiatrist will thank you.

BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers

Accountability, armed conflict, BlockyBattle, children’s rights, children’s safety, Conflict Resolution, CREEPERS, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian law, international law, Israel, Justice, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Protection, UN, united nations, VIOLATION, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1483

so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

BandaidCraft

adhesive bandages, bandage accessibility, bandage application, bandage packaging, bandage removal, bandaid packaging, BandaidCraft, Bandaids, convenience, difficult to open, first aid, Frustration, Healthcare, little string, medical supplies, minor injuries, packaging, packaging challenges, packaging design, packaging innovation, wound care

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where bandaids are easier to open cuz we got magical string fairies dat open dem for u!!! we also got flying pigs dat drop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat poop out golden apples. come join da fun and experience da wackiest adventures in minecraft history!! plus, our staff are all trained ninjas so watch out for surprise attacks while building ur epic base. don’t miss out on all da craziness, join now!!!

Zoomer-Free Minecraft Server

BLOW, Boyfriend, Cock, dick, Earn, Goal, hate, Microplastic, Minecraft, MONEY, photos, pretty boy, Pump, pussy, Server, Small, splitting, sugar babies, unsatisfied, Vagina, zoomer cock, ZoomerFree, zoomers

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	7991	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the goal is to earn as much virtual money as possible and pump up your virtual assets! Join us for a wild ride as we create insane stories of zoomer sugar babies blowing out their virtual pussies on your fat ass virtual cock. Watch as their microplastic zoomer boyfriends feel unsatisfied and small in comparison, only to receive photos of your virtual cock splitting their virtual vagina in two. It’s a wild, outrageous world where anything is possible – so why not join us and see what crazy adventures await you?