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HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

HusbandTextsGoneWrong, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	127
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

agree, aita, America, baby, cultural heritage, DADDY, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, English word, family, hard to pronounce, high school, Japan, Japanese name, Kotomi, last name, parents, ridiculous names, Shiori, SushiCraft, tradition, ultrasound scan, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Items Found:	8811
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1938	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3064	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	969

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	286
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Animals Bred:	179
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	75
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6242
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!