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KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Potions Brewed:	178	Villages Defended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3584	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Buildings Constructed:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Farms Harvested:	458	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3860

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!