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Holy Moly Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, Festive, holiday, HOLY, Minecraft, MOLY, observance, Religion, religious celebration, religious ceremony, religious festivity, religious holiday, religious observance, religious ritual, religious tradition, ritual, Sacred, Server, special occasion, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1939	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Emeralds Found:	9942	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Authenticity, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, growth, innovation, Integrity, Investment, leadership, long-term vision, loyalty, Management, Minecraft, MONEY, PALS, Passion, pixelated, rare, Server, success, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Star Shards Collected:	297	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few measly diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has been bought out by a rich eccentric who just wants us to have fun! That’s right, no more grinding for resources, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle without worrying about running out of blocks. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to create a giant statue of a chicken? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

And the best part? Our new owner has deep pockets, so expect crazy events like diamond rain showers and exploding cows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

/wvp/ – Western Vtuber Party Minecraft SMP

adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd content, lewd discussion, lewd fan art, lewd fanfiction, maid duties, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, smp, sustained lewd discussion, tributes, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber Porn, western vtubers, wvp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your lewd indie vtuber discussions! Join us for explicit discussions, fan art, fanfiction, and even relevant tributes to your favorite indie vtubers. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are welcome to join in on the fun! So why wait? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft lewd again!

Block Chopping Minecraft Server

BLOCK, chopping, chopping block, disease control, Epidemic, eradication, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, immunization campaign, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak, Polio, polio eradication, Prevention, public health, Server, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the polio vaccine is the ultimate treasure! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the polio vaccine was hidden deep within the virtual world by a group of mischievous players who wanted to protect it at all costs. But beware, the vaccine is guarded by a fierce army of zombie anti-vaxxers who will stop at nothing to keep it out of your reach. Are you brave enough to embark on this wild adventure and claim the polio vaccine for yourself? Join now and prepare for the craziest quest of your Minecraft life!

Life in the Can Minecraft SMP

adapting to prison, coping mechanisms, criminal justice system, incarceration, inmates, Life, life behind bars, life in confinement, life in custody, life in jail, life in prison, Minecraft, prison conditions, prison culture, prison environment, Prison Experience, prison life, prison reform, prison routine, Rehabilitation, smp, survival skills

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	191
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is so lit, even Martha Stewart would be jealous.

We’ve got a thriving community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. You never know what shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

And don’t even get me started on the mods. They’re like the guardians of the server, keeping everything in check while also stirring up chaos just for fun.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart.

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, AK resources., AK x CFA Collab, AK x Sanrio Collab, Almond, arknights, Bibeak, BlockyCraft, Caster Tecno, Chongyue, Defender Penance, Defender Underflow, Exodus From The Pale Sea, Global, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Icefield Messenger, jessica the liberated, jp, KR, Lucilla, Medic Paprika, Minecraft, MODERN, Mostima, Nian, Path of Life, Qanipalaat, Quercus, Reed The Flameshadow, Server, Shining Steps, Sniper Melanite, Specialist Kirara, Specialist Mizuki, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Windflit, Thorns The Lodestar, Vigna

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!