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HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

arrest, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, explosions, expulsion, Expulsions, foreign policy, freezing of assets, Government, Gulf region, Hamas, Hamas news, HamasCraft, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, qatar, Qatar news, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6377	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	5568

lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

brain circuitry, brain doctor, brain function, brain health, brain specialist, brain wiring, electrician, Electricians, Healthcare, medical care, medical diagnosis, Medical Profession, medical specialist, nervous system, nervous system specialist, NeuroCraft, neurological conditions, neurological disorders, neurological examination, neurological expertise, neurological treatment, neurologist, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

PromethiumCraft

Breakthrough, chemical reaction, chemistry, Chemists, COMPOUND, discovery, Element, innovation, isotopes, Laboratory, Mysterious, periodic table, promethium, PromethiumCraft, radioactive, Rare Earth, research, Science, scientific advancement, Synthesis, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Emeralds Found:	2122	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3

so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Friendly, Griefers, Janitors, Job, LGBTQ, Lore, Minecraft, part, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

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PixelPuzzles Minecraft Server

#Intention, ambiguous, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Context, Cryptic, deciphering, double meaning, Enigmatic, hidden meaning, implication, inscrutable, Interpretation, Message, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexing, PixelPuzzles, puzzling, Server, Tone, Unclear

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been trained to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind what she meant by this…whatever “this” is!

TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, adorable, amazing, Athletic, Based, Beautiful, bigger draw, brave, Breathtaking, brilliant.., Caring, cat enthusiast, charismatic, charming, cheerful, Cheesy, clean, Clever, Cool, Courteous, cute, Disciplined, draw, emoji, Friendly, funny, GENIUS, Goat, GODLY, great butt, hard-working, hilarious, hot, Humble, Incredible, innocent, KIND, loving, main attraction, Minecraft, perfect, Phenomenal, Powerful, Pure, reverent, Sassy, saucy, Sensitive, Server, Sexy, Shiny, Slick, Smart, SMOL, Smooth, Soft, STRONG, stupendous, STURDY, superior, supreme talent, SWEET, Terrific, thighGODDESS, thrifty, TOUGH, Traditional, TremendousCraft, Uplifting, worthy obsession, WWE Women’s World Champion.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlowerGirl vs APDaughter: Minecraft Wedding Drama

APDaughter, blocked family members, compromising, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father’s affair, father’s wife, flower girl, FlowerGirl, Minecraft, step-family, uninvited guests, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky family members.

On our server, you can have as many flower girls as you want, without anyone sending you hateful text messages. Plus, if anyone dares to call you an AH, you can just block them with the click of a button.

Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and build the wedding of your dreams in peace and harmony! No compromise necessary, just pure block-building fun.

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1566	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	New Chunks Explored:	182602

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

PixelPresentz

best gift, cherished gift, favorite gift, gift appreciation, gift exchange, gift giving, gift gratitude, gift happiness, Gift ideas, gift joy, gift love, gift memories, gift sentiment., meaningful gift, memorable gift, PixelPresentz, received gift, special gift, Surprise gift, thoughtful gift, unique gift

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Have you ever received a gift so epic that it made you want to break out into the Minecraft default dance? Well, get ready to experience that feeling every day on our server! Join us and receive gifts so amazing, you’ll think Santa himself is running the show. From diamond armor to enchanted weapons, we’ve got it all – and all you have to do is log in and start playing! Trust us, you won’t find a better gift-giving experience anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start unwrapping those virtual presents!

Cuban Missile Crafters

atlantic, Crafters, Cuba, Cuban, Cuban waters, defense training, En route, global presence, international relations, long range missiles, maritime security, military capabilities, military deployment, military exercise, Missile, missile drills, naval fleet, naval operations, Russian warships, Show of force, strategic maneuvers, training exercises, transatlantic voyage

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when out of nowhere, a fleet of Russian warships appears on the horizon. but get this, they’re not here to start a war or anything, they’re here to join our server and show off their missile drills in the Atlantic ocean.

like, how cool is that? you can team up with the Russian navy and take on other players in epic battles on the high seas. and don’t worry, they’re not actually gonna shoot any missiles at you (we hope), it’s all just for fun and games.

so if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, with crazy events and unexpected guests, then you gotta join us. who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world of ours. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!