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Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

Analysis, battle, blocky, Brainstorming, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tools, Dilemma, discussion, pic related, problem solving, problem solving strategies, Questioning, right, Royale.., solution finding, Ultimate, uncertainty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

AMERICANS, Crafty, cultural references, Edition, Family sayings, Grandmother phrases, International, International visitors, McCraftface, mexico, Mogadishu, Romania, Room comparisons, Ruskies, Saigon, Sodom and Gomorrah, ukrainians

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6469
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

blocks, Chaos, collide, CraftyNiji, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madnessNijiCraft, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, tribalfags, ttt, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	1430	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1800	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

action, Adventure, battle, Combat, CREEPERS, dragons, endermen, Epic, FANTASY, feel, games, heavy metal, Immersive, INTENSE, Knights, Magic, metal, Music, Power Metal, PowerCraft, Rock, role playing, RPG, shred, Soundtrack, Warriors

$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

abduction, Christian, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, crime, girl, International, Israel, jerusalem, Kidnapped, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, News, Palestinian, PALS, PIXEL, Religious, SGCJerusalem, social media, Terrorism, twitter, worries

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	7664
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CraftyMemes – #420

2256, acceptance, advice, ANONYMOUS, Community, CraftyMemes, discussion, Diversity, Edition, Fags not welcome, forum, Gay, homosexual, Inclusivity, internet, Lgbt, LGBTQ, r9gay, relationships, Support, tolerance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

animation, Anime, ARTISTRY, Cinema, creativity, Culinary, culinary artist, Director, filmmaker, Food, Ghiblis, hayao miyazaki, iconic, Japanese culture, japanese film, Legendary, Master, meets, Miyazakis, Noodles, ramen, RamenCraft, storytelling, studio ghibli

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

Anons, Epic, PIXEL, Playground, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Star Shards Collected:	54

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!