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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Divine Spears Created:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

Adapt, adaptation, Blind, blind individuals, brain adaptation, capacity, echocraft, Echoes, human brain, learning, Minds.., navigating without vision, navigation, remarkable capacity, research, Sight, sighted, sighted individuals, Sound, sound echoes, vision, visual ability, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
New Chunks Explored:	665364	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mines Excavated:	2179	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Towns Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	4770
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5213	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.