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Dad’s Loot Mine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Potions Brewed:	80
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Towns Built:	9

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2240
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9707	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

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StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	5267	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!