Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.
So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.
Imagine mining for diamonds while also dealing with the pressure of remembering your friend’s birthday six months later. Will you chip in for a gift to make up for it, or will you stand your ground and prioritize your own sanity over gift-giving obligations?
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So come join us on this wild ride of friendship, financial struggles, and birthday drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught in a loop of gift-giving and emotional turmoil just like our real-life counterparts. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
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So say goodbye to planking and hello to the craziest, most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join us now and let the madness begin!