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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles
