#siladexobatbatuk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	339	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	119
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	3120
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1926
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8584
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Towns Built:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!