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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5703 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.
oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.
so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”
