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NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Communication, Explaining, Frustration, Minecraft, Misconception, NoobsDontDigStraightDown, patience, repeating, smp, tired, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimension Hops:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	New Chunks Explored:	309362
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	193

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

MinecraftAfterDark

adult humor, animated, cartoon, Clever, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden message, humor, humor for adults, inappropriate, JOKE, kids show, mature content, MinecraftAfterDark, NSFW, RISQUE, Suggestive, television, Witty

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

Baltic states, current events, Democracy, democracy in action, eastern europe, election results, electoral system, general election, Government, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, News, political change, political leadership, political parties, Political process, Politics, progressive, Social Democrats, SocialDemSlay90, voter turnout, Voting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ores Mined:	6546

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

BLOCK, blood pressure, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, dementia, Edition, environmental impact, hazard, health, health implications, health risks, heart attacks, Party, Plastic, plastic bottle dangers, plastic bottle health risks, plastic bottle usage, plastic bottles, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, plastic toxins, plastic waste, public health concerns, research findings, single-use plastics, strokes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Blue Sky

Adventure, boundless creativity, Builders, Challenges, classic gameplay, Community, Creative, Creative Map, creativity, Cross-Play, Friends, imagination, multiplayer, no pay to win, personal plots, PvP, Raiding, secret hideaway, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

blueskycraft.org

ElysianCraft

50M, Anarchy, ElysianCraft, Minecraft, Neverending, New server, new world, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla, worldborder

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	4509
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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ElysianCraft.net

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

#Fantastic News, actress, chilling, Cinema, Date night, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fantastic, film, Fun, Halloween, horror movie, Minecraft, New Release, News, night out, Popcorn, rhea ripley, Scary, scream, smp, spooky, Thriller

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

busiest day, busy schedule, BusyBeeDay, challenging situations, coping mechanisms, hectic day, learning experiences, life events, life experiences, life milestones, Managing stress, memorable days, Minecraft, overwhelming moments, personal development, personal growth, prioritizing tasks, productivity, self reflection, smp, Stress Management, time crunch, Time management

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4037
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	4015	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.