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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4354 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
– Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Buttcheek Slapper and the legendary Twerk Master. You won’t find these mobs anywhere else! – Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for life. – We have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the sweet sounds of creeper dubstep. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but glittery unicorn poop. Trust us, it’s worth its weight in gold! – Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted tacos, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Taco Genie.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Let’s gangbang and bukkake smugalana together!
