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Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7237	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4871	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1596
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7035	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ores Mined:	634
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Emeralds Found:	2969	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	289
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Towns Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!