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CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	4361	Mines Excavated:	4535
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4973
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	730

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5289	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Zombie Dances:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de